Male James Bond clones with a shadow of six zeros
'15.09.2017'
Men with too much gel in their hair scare me. Those men, even the shadow of which casts six-digit zeros. They can make a madhouse strategically important, put it on an IPO, and then hire brokers to sell stocks, stocks and bonds for psychos.
Usually they wear an expensive classic “three” suit, the trousers of which are with such a high fit that they start somewhere in the area of the Adam's apple. They look like James Bond has been cloned.
They have breakfast in establishments, entering which you lose faith in humanity; go to dinner in public places hard pressure, buy off from which you can only big money; there the appetizer, the main course and dessert stand as a monthly rental in such a nice area of the city, where even the homeless do not wear the clothes of the previous collections.
Snobbery in homeopathic doses only provoke. In order for these men with an inflated line of trousers and self-conceit to better carry their money for food and drinks, women must also comply. They create spectacles.
Their bodies, covered with breasts, experience cosmic overload of silicone and lustful looks, and their legs mercilessly bleed from stilts-stilts. They hang around tired neckline, ears and hands, thus increasing their weight and relevance that can be scrapped. And they speak so quietly, with a gasp, a voice in which hopelessness comes through. Like having sex on the phone today is a day off.
It is believed that if you do not use the highlighter and do not blow your nose into a scarf Hermes, - Hello. The absence of all this hints that you are nothing, you will not have a man and you will not accept any decent society. Wait a minute Wait a second! Are we differently going to the toilet with you?
Of these, clearly no one has temporarily broken his fly over himself, did not lose his voice during an orgasm. They do not take off cowards in front of anyone, and do not like where it is, until the marriage sentence is put into effect. All of them, men and women, behave as if self-conceit does not hang over the years. Laugh under the contract on non-disclosure of private information. The way it looks is not life. This is a ceremony of advertising.
Since I realized it, I loved, you know, assholes. But not those unemployed pranks who now and then creatively get their hands off, because every unemployed is by all means a photographer, designer and director, as well as a DJ, a writer and a little bit at a construction site working. And those who can laugh. Only humor can save the dramatic minute of love dramas.
Come in hours with Donald Duck in Tiffany and buy a platinum bar. For cash. That same Tiffany shop that rents a room in a building that you own. As well as a couple of buildings in the area, and another Rile Estate of several areas entirely. Here is my category for laughing.
And may I not be one of those who, having jumped up, can break their nose with their breasts and scratch their nipples. My lips left a biography clean. And from some words like brow enhancer, luminizer, illuminizer, primer and radiance serum feel like an idiot.
I am one of those women who are not obviously sexy. My ass is not tortured by fitness, I do not have a single gram of silicone, Botox, fake; I generally cheap date - after two glasses of wine, I can immediately bear to marry, I will not even resist. However, I know how to walk so that everyone turns around. My trump card is my mouth. I love joking. As soon as you make a man laugh - he definitely wants me. It is absolutely impossible to work in such an environment. Since I prefer to work exclusively in the male company. There are, of course, and here its difficulties, where do without them. Therefore, even in business meetings I wear studded underwear.
By the way, one of the few areas in the world where sexism works in the opposite direction is porn. Men are here and earn two times less than their colleagues, and you need to finish on a team basis, and in general in porn everyone looks only at women. Poor men just have no place to stick.
So, you also need to be ready for feminism: if you open the door for you, then 30 percent of salary will be cut off.
Perhaps the most terrible struggle in me is the struggle of a sense of humor with upbringing. For the rest, I really like myself. I personally have long decided that I will not compose another myself. Yes, I have oddities and flaws, I do not poop SkittlesI am unpleasant, but it's me.
