27 phrases that absolutely can not speak to her husband
'17.09.2018'
Source: Wday.ru
In fact, you should have learned it in childhood, at the stage of reading fairy tales. There, the princes and good fellows who came to Baba Yaga told her exactly like this: “First feed and drink and let it go to sleep”.
This fabulous formula works to this day. Phrases that can not meet her husband from work, like Wday.ru.
1. You're late, dinner is cold, I will not warm up
His thoughts: “Another time we sing in another place. Mom, for example, she always waits for me. Why hurry ?! ”.
2. Your children got me!
His thoughts: "Am I really wrong in choosing and my wife is a bad mother."
3. And Kate's husband bought a new fur coat yesterday ...
The thoughts of her husband: "Envious caught and hints that I earn a little."
4. If you only knew how tired I am!
My husband's thoughts: “I was at home and tired. You might think I'm not tired at work. There is no respect for me at all. ”
5. Stand! I washed the floors in the hallway!
My husband’s thoughts: “Especially right before my arrival, she shows her housekeeping, and all day, probably, with a friend, tryndel, and sat on social networks.”
6. Do not undress, take out the garbage (go to the store, walk the dog)!
My husband's thoughts: “How can they not respect me here? I work alone in the afternoon and in the evening. Look at what ass she has put on, she would not have prevented her from running with the dog! ”
7. What is so happy (with a contented face) come?
My husband's thoughts: “It begins, how it got to me, went home joyful, and here is such a presentation. I will come with a sour face. "
8. I called you three times, you did not answer!
Thoughts of her husband: “The evening begins with raids. And so every day, when will it end. What does she blame me for? ”
9. Let me call from your phone, I ran out of money.
My husband's thoughts: “I decided to check. What am I pierced?
10. All day the head (stomach) hurts
My husband's thoughts: “You can not count on a pleasant night. Warned from the doorway. As always".
11. And we have a nightmare at work, do you imagine?
My husband’s thoughts: “Hurry up you feed and stop talking, but now she will start telling Katka and Svetka.”
12. And today I was given a compliment
For a jealous man is a reason for anger, for a smart man - an occasion to consider you a fool.
13. I need money (for school, hospital ...)
My husband's thoughts: “Everyone needs only money from me. How am I tired of this. "
14. And you did not bring anything tasty?
My husband's thoughts: “Am I working in a candy store? It would be necessary - I called. Why should I guess? ”
15. When is the salary?
My husband's thoughts: “My wife is interested in nothing but money.”
16. Some woman called you (woman, chick)
Thoughts of a husband: “I have a stupid wife, carrying out my brain.”
17. Fix a chair (table, shelf, nail, etc.)
His thoughts: "I came to rest at home, but the house is not a rest."
18. I was rude to a neighbor in the parking lot, said that I put the car wrong
His thoughts: “Why did I buy her a car? New problems have appeared again. ”
19. And we have guests!
His thoughts: “I couldn’t call and warn. And in general, I had other plans for the evening than to endure the company of your stupid girlfriend and her husband. ”
20. Now on the phone I will talk to my friend (mom, boss) and serve dinner
His thoughts: “I don’t have due respect, really I mean less to her than these callers. It changes me to strangers. ”
21. My friend told me that we need ...
His thoughts: “She doesn’t have her own opinion, I was pulled out by her all-knowing girlfriend — a stupid chicken who badly affects her wife.”
22. Let's go to bed early?
His thoughts: “What about making love ?!”.
23. Go for a swim, put your socks in the laundry tub, hang everything on the chair, don't throw towels
His thoughts: "Why she controls me so excessively."
24. I've been thinking all day about what you said to me in the morning
His thoughts: “What did I talk about in the morning? I do not remember. I have already forgotten, but she needs to think less, let her take up the business. ”
25. I signed you up for a doctor! You need to check the kidneys (heart, etc.)
His thoughts: “She thinks that I myself cannot go to the doctor, what this control is for. And in general, I am tired and I want to eat, and not to talk about doctors. ”
26. Let's go to the Ivanovs, they will show pictures from Spain
His thoughts: “I came from work, why should I shuffle somewhere again. Then he will look and will moan, they say, they went to Spain ", notes Wday.ru.
27. Do you love me?
His thoughts: “Does she need something from me?” Money for a new skirt? Scratched the car? Is her mother going to visit? ”
