'You're sitting at home!': The daily exploits of housewives that no one notices
'25.03.2021'
Source: Wday.ru
The worst thing about this daily work is that the results are not visible.
The husband comes home from work and speaks in a human voice: "How tired are you, you've been sitting at home all day." After such a statement, you want to immediately get up, give a couple of arguments with a rolling pin, and carefully cooked dinner to dump in the trash. Or on the head of the questioner. However, to explain, “what did you do here all day, it’s clear that you didn’t do anything,” no woman has yet succeeded, writes Wday.ru. We will try one more time.
1. Clean the sink in the bathroom. If a man is still capable of cleaning the bath itself, then he will never pay attention to the sink, even if it is covered in toothpaste.
2. Wipe the mirror. But at the same time the taps, which, after the hygienic procedures of the household, are also for some reason spattered with toothpaste.
3. Clean the toilet. Outside too. Yes, if a man can guess the inside of the cleaning agent, he will never think of wiping the faience friend outside. Wipe the bezel - too.
4. Clean the sink in the kitchen. Wash the dishes - half the problem. Then you need to separate the sink from the remnants of adhered fat.
5. Wipe the kitchen apron over the stove. Before that, men's hands never reach. They do not even suspect that the apron is not only the one on the strings.
6. Sort the laundry before washing. Yes, men do it infrequently. That is why bachelor T-shirts quickly become the same indistinct brown. You have to dig yourself in someone else's dirty socks - the children, moreover, throw them in the laundry with a lump.
7. Wipe spilled coffee. I don’t know about you, but a man in my life will not wipe spilled coffee with him. He sincerely does not see what he shed. Especially if spilled on the floor.
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8. Clean the sofa from cat hair. No, my dear, our sofa is actually deep blue, not smoky.
9. Rinse the coffee maker. Yes, from the inside. The insides of the coffee maker are gradually covered with an oil film - coffee contains fat, by the way.
10. Wash your teapot. Or a french press. Rinse it before brewing new enough. The glass flask also grows cloudy from the tea lees, and from the touch of even clean hands.
11. Wipe the stove. It is good if it is made of stainless steel - nothing firmly sticks to such a surface. And if not?
12. Wipe the dust off the windowsill. Bookshelves - they can be cleaned less often. Street smoke instantly rushes into the open window, which in a day makes the window sill of white gray.
13. Replenish food stocks. For some reason, no one else remembers that tea or bread is over, that you need to buy milk or butter. As if everyone else has some kind of a separate refrigerator where the products never end.
13. Buy toilet paper and toothpaste. And also shampoos, washing powder and other soap accessories. Nobody holds them in their heads either, but they refuse to appear by themselves. As packages for vacuum cleaner, sponges for shoes and other trifles.
14. Wash the cat bowl. Or dog. Waters to a pet may be poured, but hardly anyone will bother to wash his dishes.
15. Clean the exhaust hood. That's really what hands do not reach. Some do not suspect that this grate should be cleaned. Just silently wondering why she suddenly stopped working normally.
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16. Make a shopping list. Otherwise, you can wander around the supermarket for hours and not really buy anything. But you need to stock up on food for a week. Moreover, the list of products must be compiled according to a different list - an approximate menu for a week. This also takes time.
17. Make the bed. Why cover it, go to bed in the evening anyway! Indeed - why. You don't have to wash your face yet - you will get dirty by the evening. By the way, the little sluts are right about one thing - it is not necessary to make the bed immediately after waking up, but after 15-20 minutes.
18. Wipe the microwave from the inside. A special cover for heating food in the microwave is idle on top. What for? After all, the stove still does not get dirty! Getting dirty Just some people constantly wipe it.
19. Wash the kettle... I'm not talking about scale inside - you don't need to do this every day, thank God. I'm talking about outside. If the kettle is next to the stove, it will inevitably get dirty. And if you don't wipe it every day, then one fine Sunday you can spend half an hour to restore his human appearance.
20. Water or spray the flowers. Yes, there are indoor plants that can be watered once every five years. But even they need to spray and wipe the leaves.
21. Collect scattered clothes. A rare child and a rare man, upon arrival, neatly puts all the clothes in the closet or in the wash, depending on the state of the thing. More often it is "hanging clothes neatly on the floor." Or on a sofa, on a chair, wherever - just out of place.
22. Ironing. Disgusting occupation, hated by most women. But where to get from him? Especially if the family has a schoolboy who needs neat shirts - the dress code requires.
23. Hang and collect laundry. While stroking one, the other has already been sorted. And it is necessary to hang out the laundry so that it would be easier to iron later. For some, it's a whole science.
24. To throw out the trash. Or remind you to throw it away. And even better - give in hand a package that must be carried to the trash heap.
25. Prepare food, tidy up the kitchen, wash the dishes, wipe the table around the sink, sit for a minute in peace and quiet and sneak into the bedroom so as not to wake the sweetly sleeping husband. Another day is over, tomorrow is a new one.
PS One Japanese, by the way, asked his wife, who was on maternity leave, this question day after day. Japanese education prevented his wife from answering with a rolling pin, but the man decided to find the answer himself. And put in the apartment a few cameras. Then he looked thoughtfully at the notes and repented: it turned out that vegetables and rice would not cook themselves, a small child in a sling is not such a good helper when harvesting, and indeed, hardly a woman even sat down a couple of times a day. Well, now he was personally convinced that his wife is tired because of what.
