Strictly for women: the instruction manual men
'17.11.2018'
Source: Rambler
We promise that there will be the most cynical advice about men. Just in case, before reading, drink a tablet of validol, and if it does not help, then a bubble of the purest certified snake venom. Pleasant reading to everyone else.
Rule 1. If you are embarrassed to accept too expensive gifts from a man, if you doubt that you are worthy of them, then you can never doubt them again - you really are not worthy of them, writes Rambler.
Rule 2. It is highly advisable to accept gifts from a man before you first refused in bed with him. Up to this point, the woman sets her own price. After - this price is assigned to her by a man. Realtors have a professional saying: "After signing the contract, the client is not kissed on the lips."
Rule 3. Demanding more from a man than he is able to give you is not worth it, since then he will keep anger and take three times more from you.
Rule 4. Throw into the neck of all the men who claim to buy their chosen one “Vertu” is pointless, because the phone is needed to make a call. That he needs to call, and we need pontovatsya before girlfriends and former lovers!
Rule 5. If he is a poor student with a big burning heart and learns, throw him, he can study forever! If you want to be a general, you need to marry a general. The same applies to the "oligarch in perspective." Such a person can visit you for a long time with a bald bunch of carnations, chasing teas and eloquently talk about how happy and carefree your life will be after he signs a contract and finally gets rich.
Rule 6. If a man has any obvious flaws or dependencies with which you simply can’t accept it: you will have to accept it. Keep quiet in a rag and do not irritate him with your itching. It is anxious to hope that you can re-educate him, not worth it. This maternal instinct broke the fate of many women. No, you, of course, can spend a lot of time, effort and nerves, and still change it, but you personally do not give any guarantees, because you can bring up your man for another.
Rule 7. Sometimes men, buying tickets to the cinema, for a plane, or ordering a taxi, manage to ask their companion one funny question: “What to take? Vip or economy? ". Often, girls because of their modesty respond "economy" or that they do not care. By answering in this way, you instantly expose yourself to SALE 90%, thus making it clear that you are a rude girl and sweeter than carrots in this life did not nibble. The man is very inventive and cunning. Our modesty is economically very profitable. Investors also have their own professional proverb: “Saved, so earned!”. Do not allow yourself to earn! What to answer? - and shoot this bastard with a look, they say, how did he even turn his tongue to ask you this, so that he did not ask more of these questions. In the economy, let him fly!
Rule 8. Never encroach on his freedom! Do not ask for marriage. The man is now fearful, like a quivering doe, and as soon as he feels that they want to put on a leash on him, he strives to escape as soon as possible. Instead, pretend that such offers are poured into you daily in batches, the oligarchs, in the hope of guarding you at the door, in order to get at your feet and give up all their belongings - your hand and heart.
Rule 9. Remember, if a man promised you something, this does not mean that he has already done it, and will do it in general! Therefore, you should never believe him, let alone thank him in advance. Judge men not by words, but by deeds!
Rule 10. If he is saving up for an apartment, offer him to shoot himself, or go to hell. The key word here is “hoarding”. A person who saves money will never spend money on you! If you really like it so much, then do not be offended that on the eighth of March you are presented with a porcelain cat or a phone case.
Rule 11. If a man says: “All my previous women were very mercantile and they only needed money from me,” do not strive to prove the opposite.
And the last. If a man allows himself to be used, it means that you can and should do so with him!
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