The guy lived a week in a women's hostel and learned shocking things.
'13.05.2018'
Source: Rambler
One British guy named Roberto Carlos decided to spend a week in a women's hostel to find out what women hide behind the perfect facade of their appearance.
According to the results of the experiment, writes Rambler, the blogger said that girls are only in appearance of a princess and perfect, but in fact they throw their things and hair everywhere, sniff their armpits, use male deodorant, stick in the bath for hours, stick their breasts with scotch to make them look more appetizing on the neckline, and make a lot of illogical and strange from a male point of view things.
On your page in Twitter Carlos published 30 of shocking and not-so-great things that he learned about girls. The record has become very popular and has gained over 230 thousands of likes and 100 thousands of retweets.
1. When the drunk girls returned home from a party, for them every little thing is the funniest thing in the world: "Omoybog, hahaha, I just ate carrots."
2. When girls try to keep themselves quiet, they make an incredible noise with their “Shhhhhhhh.”
3. In each group there is one girl who plays the role of mother for all the others. She helps everyone to take off her makeup, wears water and makes sure everyone is at home in the evening.
4. One day I went to the shower and saw scraps of hair stuck together on a wall!
5. The girls have a staggering number of different jars and bottles, just thousands of them. These countless vials fill up the bathroom, all the shelves, bags and even the floor.
6. Guys, I found out that girls stick a real scotch tape on their breasts so that it looks attractive in a low-cut top. Imagine, just duct tape!
7. And then on the kitchen table I found strange things in the shape of flowers. It turned out that the girls glue on the nipples.
8. There are things they call chicken fillet, and this is not the kind of filet we guys eat.
9. One day I was not allowed to go to the toilet from five in the evening, because there until 11 o'clock there was a waiting list for a shower, and then another three hours for makeup. “No, Robbie, you can't go to the shower, we need a mirror!”
10. All the girls wear each other's clothes and change it, as if their entire wardrobe is one big free market.
11. The night does not end with leaving the party, oh no. When I tried to fall asleep at 5 in the morning, there was an active meeting in the bathroom on how the guys behaved and how tasty the hamburgers were.
12. The girls come home so hungry, just some kind of madness. Pasta with mayonnaise? Come on, great!
13. No matter what I say, it was automatically considered wrong - just because I have a member. So I just had to accept fate.
14. Girls touch each other. Lot.
15. The girls smash all the phrases that guys write to them. If you think your girlfriend doesn’t do that, for sure she’s laughing right now at your message.
16. Girls sniff their armpits to check for freshness: “Hmm, not so bad.”
17. Every evening, the girls told me the time, what time we moved out of the house. I quickly realized that in order to know the real time of exit, it is necessary to add hours to the 2,5 called.
18. By the end of the week my deodorant was over, because "men's deodorants smell better."
19. One girl in the group is responsible for the smooth application of arrows on the eyes. The rest seems useless.
20. It turned out that if you forget to take birth control pills for two days in a row, the cycle will be lost. It was I who became a living reminder for girls to take pills.
21. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT YOU NEED A MANDATORY PRIMER.
22. Every evening during the gatherings to the party, I heard the phrase “God, I am so fat, I don’t get into it.”
23. Guys, they will always change clothes several times! Do yourself a favor and go to sleep. Do you think if she tries on a third outfit, will she be ready soon? Ha.
24. "Should I wear pants to this outfit?".
25. The girls begin packing their suitcase 30 minutes before they need to leave, because half of the things they need are every minute.
26. Every girl has two cosmetic bags. One with cosmetics, which they really constantly need, and the other is never used. It is full of all sorts of things to which they did not even touch, but they always take it with them.
27. When I tried to compliment the girls, I was dismissed as if it was sarcasm. “You look great!” - “Oh, fuck off, Robbie.”
28. Wherever you look, there will be invisible hair. Floor? Invisible Bed? Invisible Shower? Again invisible.
29. Hair will be everywhere. Everywhere.
30. Waking up the girls in the morning is a risky business: "Robbie, for God's sake, turn off your freaking alarm clock."
Bonus: Any girl is ready to pull out the eyebrows of a man: "Robbie, it will not hurt, I promise."
