'Don't worry about us': leading British media ironically said goodbye to Megan and Harry
'23.04.2020'
Following the British tabloid The Sun, a “farewell letter” to the Dukes of Sussex, who refused to cooperate with The Sun, Daily Express, Daily Mail and Daily Mirror, was sent by the Daily Mail, the author of the channel writes "Stars, asterisks and asterisks" on Yandex.Zen.
The journalist Sarah Vine wrote to them in a very “touching” way:
“Dear Meghan and Harry, don’t worry about us… First of all: how are you both? I know no one ever asks (a reference to Meghan's tearful interview about the hardships of life in the royal family “No one will ask“ How are you? ”- author), so I thought I'd better just clarify. After all, it must be that hard for you: getting stuck in Los Angeles in a rented apartment, with only Ellen DeGeneres and Beyoncé for company. We all understand that moving is never easy for a young couple like you. ”
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“All these million dollar mansions with their horrible Californian décor, not to mention organizing all these tiresome nondisclosure agreements, and the constant worry that one of these clumsy British taxpayer-funded bodyguards might scald himself with takeaway coffee, protecting the Archewell ™ baby. from looting fans. I feel your pain, ”continues Sarah.
Agree, her sarcasm is magnificent!
“However, your mansion must be much better now than that little dark cottage in Windsor that all those pesky British taxi drivers, cleaners and nurses paid millions to renovate. In addition, there are no grumpy elderly relatives in the neighborhood who have forbidden you to use the title that they themselves gave you, not to mention the ban on borrowing Elton's plane. ”
“By the way, one of them had a birthday the other day, 94 years old. But this is not something to pay too much attention to. This is probably why, in your characteristic selfless manner, you decided to draw attention to yourself. Of course, you're right about newspapers: millions of readers don't need to know what's going on in your life. After all, the fact that they pay for your safety, laid out tens of millions for your wedding and your Frogmore, does not give them the right to do so, does it? ”.
Oh Sarah, burn more!
“But enough about you (for now). I suppose you might be wondering what we're doing here at Blighty (England or Homeland, didn't clean it on purpose, it's charming - author). After all, you are so kind and generous, which is very typical for you, doing charity work and elephants. I'm not sure you know, but we have a bit of a pandemic here that doesn't see the end and end in sight. However, the other day, you, Harry, said something about this. In my opinion, he thoughtfully stated that there is no stability in the work of the government to resolve this issue. "
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“Therefore, with deep wisdom, you have distanced yourself from it all 5500 miles behind a high gate. And rightly so, because all this has a heavy effect on the morale of the nation, not to mention the economy. And not everyone has rich relatives with deep pockets to support them in times of financial hardship, ”writes Sarah with bitter irony.
“By the way, Harry, all this time your father and brother, not to mention grandparents, have been doing a great job so that our country does not hang its nose. Strangely, none of them whimper or ask for help. Okay, I'll finish. Stay safe during these difficult times, and no matter what you do, don't worry about the people back home. Because, to be honest, we are not worried about you, ”added the journalist.
Original column published on channel "Stars, asterisks and asterisks" on Yandex.Zen
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