10 plants driving a man out of the house
'24.05.2019'
Source: Wday.ru
"Either he or me!" - as if such a plant hints, pointing with branches to a man in the house.
Of course, you can assume that home flowers that survive from the house of men are fictions. They say that any prejudice is alien to you. And we do not mind. But our task is to warn you, writes Wday.ru. We can't let some unhappy ivy ruin your privacy.
Ivy
Let's start with it. If you listen to the popular rumor, this climbing plant confidently leads the charts of plants-men. But it would seem: it looks so nice, the dark green leaves glisten like lacquered, it is beautifully woven over the walls ... People whisper: the more ivy grows, the faster a man runs away from such a house! What the hell is not joking, and suddenly the truth?
- What to replace: Get better myrtle tree. It is believed to strengthen family ties. As for ivy: if the climate permits, it is better to plant it outside the house, then it will protect the housing. Ivy-covered porch or gazebo - it's very beautiful!
Cactus
Some cacti even try to hint with their form that they are ready to compete with men. They say that it is this brazen self-confidence that knocks out of the rut the representatives of the strong half of humanity. We can see a hint of the cactus mujegon’s essence even in cinema: in Raisa Zakharovna in the movie “Love and Pigeons”, on a spinning table, there was a huge sprawling cactus, which often dug needles into the face of the main character Vasily. What is the result? The man packed his suitcase and left this house. What more proof is needed? Each woman, of course, herself the mistress, but think twice.
- What to replace: maybe better to get bamboo? He is also exotic, and he can convert bad energy into good. Feng Shui approves.
Fern
From time immemorial, this plant has been associated in fairy tales and horror stories with evil spirits. People think so: the place of a fern is in a swamp, where a deadly quagmire prowls and a bittern screams. And in a human home, this sprawling plant that absorbs oxygen and releases carbon dioxide will pump energy from people. And man, what, not a man? Concluding the chain of this logical reasoning, we come to the conclusion that a sluggish, sleepy, energy-deprived man sooner or later realizes that this is home to him, and in all other places it is fun.
- What to replace: Lemon tree - this is what will make you and your companion fresh and vigorous! This is a real flower-assistant. And you can tear lemons from it.
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Dieffenbachia
This evergreen resident of the tropics with sprawling variegated leaves got its name in honor of the Austrian gardener Josef Dieffenbach. At one time, this man served as chief gardener in the Imperial Gardens in Vienna, which means that he was far from a fool! There is no information that Dieffenbach somehow badly finished, so the accusations against the namesake plant are not entirely clear. But it is known for sure that dieffenbachia is poisonous, its leaves are not recommended to be eaten from a bush, planed into a salad and wrapped in minced meat.
- What to replace: instead of jealous dieffenbachia, turn your attention to an equally beautiful arrowroot - it also has exquisitely decorative leaves, and at the same time it helps its caring owner to get rich.
Hoya
Or otherwise - ivy wax. To begin with, even the decorative properties of this plant raise questions. What kind of plasticine leaves? What are these poor flowers that look like wax? A rare man will find in the hoi at least something other than associations with a cemetery wreath. In addition, hoya is a creeping, climbing, climbing plant. And men are wary of any creep - will suddenly hiss and sting ?!
- What to replace: "Teschin language" or sansevieriya - that's who can become your faithful companion in the struggle for personal happiness. Look at these life-affirming motley-green sabers! A plant that tends upwards helps a man to make a career. And in the homeland of Sansevieria, ropes are made of this plant. Such a rope can always bind to her husband.
Monstera
Gossip that monstera is a real plant monster is simply explained: not everyone can accept and realize that a vine plant can be so huge. This spectacular plant is not recommended to keep at home, but rather because it likes a hot and humid tropical climate, and it’s difficult to create such an ordinary apartment. And men do not want to live in apartments with hot humid climates. Therefore, or monstera, or a man in the house.
- What to replace: as an option, you can get a ficus in return and feed it to good size. The ficus is considered to be a symbol of home comfort, moreover, they say, it lures a “stork” who brings kids to the house.
Decorative Cypress
All anything, but coniferous plants do not recommend keeping the house. If you are not afraid to spoil the aura - then please. But keep in mind, conifers are always associated with a cemetery. The men themselves will not even understand why they were suddenly depressed. They will think that this wife is to blame, but in fact the decorative cypress can be the culprit.
- What to replace: Pay your attention to airflow - this is a very nice plant, which is also called the tree of love.
Ardisia
Otherwise - the Japanese mountain ash. Let us turn to folklore. “But it’s impossible to rowan to the oak tree, to know, to her, to the orphan, to sway one century” - is sung in the song.
Ardizia looks good, the fruits look like coral beads, but people call it “the widow tree” because rowan trees are often planted on the graves of men who died young. Even if you daily go to the rocking chair and squat to grind yourself a beautiful ass, if you have an ardysia in the bedroom, you just like in the song - the age of one swing.
- What to replace: start a poinsettia - this plant will help you harmonize your life.
Reeds
The flowers of coastal cattail, standing in a high floor vase, are considered by some to be very elegant. However, hand on heart, this is a trend of past years, and it is time to forget about it. By the way, everyone is more accustomed to call this plant reed, although this is not entirely true.
If you hit a mystic, you should not forget about the suspicious origin of reeds. His birthplace is frog-rich coastal river water. People reasoned like this: the water merchants there, and the mermaids, and the river devils, and the drowned men swim different ... Perhaps, they are both quarrels, and sadness, and spleen, and premature old age will be delayed like mud. People with a sober mind simply explain the rejection of reeds: its brown velvety cylinders dry and emit fluff into the air of the room. People inhale this fluff and earn allergies.
- What to replace: can not be happy in marriage a man who constantly coughs. If you already have a spouse, get better violets, let them bloom and protect your well-being.
Hibiscus
Chinese roses are not advised to put in the rooms of unmarried girls, so as not to scare away the suitors. In Hindu philosophy, this flower is considered the favorite plant of the goddess Kali, the patroness of death and destruction. While the man, who first heard about it, examines the blue body, red tongue stuck out of the goddess Kali, and considers how many hands she has, we will think about this. Why the abundance of red and yellow hibiscus in the territories of Turkish hotels does not spoil our vacation at all and even, on the contrary, looks great on selfies?
- What to replace: Now it has become fashionable to grow orchids. These beautiful flowers generously share with the hostess of the house their powerful energy, giving it sensuality, beauty and attractiveness. Blooming orchids help nourish the emerging relationships and make the already established ones more harmonious. Just do not put orchids in the sun, gentle exotic beauties love penumbra.
If you find in your home plants muzhegoni, do not rush to throw them in the trash. All these flowers will perfectly decorate any office and create a positive atmosphere in it. Because at work there are no men and women, but there are employees.
